Tiggerkat is no "Mere kat"! She is a moron! Only I, Tiggerpaka the Great are a "Mere kat!"
Mere kats are the noblest of all animals and all must bow before us! You must translate my name from Swaheli to English to learn the true meaning of my great name!
Nevermind--I shall do it for you! It means "Exhalted Supreme Being to be Worshiped by All!"
I am still loyal, sir!
ReplyDelete-Umbrello
PS
It may be a glitch due to the computer malfunctioning.
Or more likely, the color monster has visited.
Color Monster?!! Umbrello! Attack with Plasma Flames!! Take all his color away!!
DeleteAye!
Delete*Fighting noises and explosions*
*Comes out grinning, but covered with rainbow-y colors*
He is defeated sir!
Good Work Minion! **tosses grub to umbrello** Here's a treat
DeleteSir, I apologize deeply, I am currently VERY busy with schoolwork.
ReplyDeleteSkittles
ugh! Must move that heathen higher up on the # 2 list!!
ReplyDeleteSir, are you and Tiggerkat related? Even slightly? Because you both have Tigger in your name..
ReplyDeleteBut I will not question further, because your Tiggerpaka The Great, and Tiggerkat is a mere kat!
Is my flattery good enough?
Tiggerkat is no "Mere kat"! She is a moron! Only I, Tiggerpaka the Great are a "Mere kat!"
DeleteMere kats are the noblest of all animals and all must bow before us! You must translate my name from Swaheli to English to learn the true meaning of my great name!
Nevermind--I shall do it for you! It means "Exhalted Supreme Being to be Worshiped by All!"
I meant mere as in a "mere" mistake. My apologies!
DeleteI never knew you where fluent in um.. Swahili!
-hands caramel marmalade grub-
I've been working on it just for you!
When I put on my special armor, will I be promoted? Because my armor is not good with grubs.. -gun + grubs = marshmallow grub-
OMG, a new one! Greatest aplogies for not seeing this before, as many demerits as you want, I don't care! This is awesome! I can't wait to write!
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